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Stevieslaw: Mitch McConnell’s Magical Bus

Stevieslaw: Mitch McConnell’s Magical Bus Who would have ever guessed there would be a strong connection between Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, and author and counterculture guru, Ken Kesey? In 1964, Kesey purchased an old International Harvester School bus to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear

Stevieslaw: Pinkie Swear While everyone was watching Donald Trump parade through Washington without any clothes on, House Republicans have been doing the heavy lifting of overturning all things Obama. This past week they voted to gut the Dodd-Frank Financial Regulations. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How the Centre Daily Times is Undermining Trump

Stevieslaw: Sly Subversion and The Centre Daily Times Ask most people in Central Pennsylvania and they will agree that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, leans way to the right. Once a week, we are treated to an incoherence … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Seismic activity rocks Quincy, Massachusetts

Stevieslaw: Seismic activity rocks Quincy Massachusetts Residents of Quincy were awakened last night by an earthquake that measured nearly 5.5 on the Richter Scale. The earthquake continues and is accompanied by a sound of muffled moaning. MIT scientists we’re initially … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Meaning of Trump’s Covfefe

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Covfefe Contrary to Donald Trump’s assertion, covfefe was not the first word invented or promoted by a President, nor is it likely to be the most bigly or huge ever. Harding gave us “normalcy,” Lincoln “Michigander,” Washington “moment” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee

Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee The Washington-post reported today that President Trump is using his upcoming international tour as a smokescreen for his real intent—to flee the United States before he is indicted. His first stop, Saudi Arabia, will also … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to get National Security Assistance

Stevieslaw: Trump to get national security assistance It has generally been acknowledged that President Donald Trump has been loose-lipped with National Security information—most recently, in disclosing highly classified information to the Russians. Now Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus, has told … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dishonest mogul seeks to stiff employees

Stevieslaw: Unstable Real-estate mogul seeks to stiff employees A distinguishing characteristic of Donald Trump’s real estate empire was its proclivity for not paying its employees and contractors. Now, President Donald Trump—who suggested yesterday that the U.S. government needed to be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Donny, Andy and Freddy to write history

Stevieslaw: Trump to fill gap in nation’s history President Donald Trump tweeted early this morning that “there is no history of the civil war ever written—sad,” and vowed to fill in that embarrassing gap. Presidential spokesperson, Sean Spicer, resplendent in … Continue reading

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