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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon

Posted on April 19, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon Stevieslaw has learned that Trump will replace his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, with golfing legend Tiger Woods. Said Trump Spokesperson, Shorty Irons, “The President has evaluated his singular lack of progress on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump names Palin “Intelligence Czar.”

Posted on February 16, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump names Palin “Intelligence Czar.” Donald Trump continued his remaking of the intelligence agencies today by appointing former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin, to oversee the operation of the CIA, NSA, FBI and all intelligence services … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized.

Posted on February 9, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized U.S. Special Forces, in a seamless operation across the Nation, occupied all 123 Nordstroms, 215 Nordstrom Racks, 5 Trunk Clubs, 2 Jeffreys, 2 clearance stores and Corporate Headquarters in Seattle. Trump tweeted in the early morning hours … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: inauguration News–Trump to Sing

Posted on January 18, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Inauguration News—Trump to Sing Donald Trump announced in a series of early morning tweets that he would be the one to sing the National Anthem at his inauguration. “Bunchalosers want to do it,” he tweeted at 5:45, which was … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets” “No need for my nominees to be present at their hearing.”

Posted on January 10, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets, :“No Need for My Nominees to be Present at Their Hearings.” Donald Trump argued today that his nominees for Cabinet positions should not be required to be present at their confirmation hearings. “No Need, No Need,” he … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump Tweet Trashes Heliocentrism

Posted on January 5, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweet Trashes Heliocentrism. Donald Trump today declared the earth does not revolve around the sun. Trump, cited as evidence the views of his poker buddy and friend Harvey Collins—“who is really a very, very smart guy.” Trump went … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Bert the Turtle

Posted on December 23, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Bert the Turtle Those of us of a certain age remember “Duck and Cover.” In my case, I learned it at PS 165, in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn, NY—less than ten miles from a projected ground zero. We … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: DNC to open office in Moscow

Posted on December 12, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Democratic National Committee to Open Office in Moscow With the CIA, the NSA, both houses of Congress and anyone with an IQ over 8 agreeing that the Russians hacked the 2016 Presidential Election to assure Donald Trump’s victory, the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service Code Names (Steve Bannon now Wormtongue)

Posted on November 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service code names(Steve Bannon now Wormtongue) It has long been known that the Secret Service uses code names for the President, Vice-President and his closest advisors so they may react to an emergency without letting an adversary … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Our Debate Takeaway

Posted on October 20, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Our debate takeaway After breakfasting on smoked mackerel, our fearless reporter, Smokey Diamond explained the debate in the following way: Hillary Clinton, the nominee of the Democratic Party, promised that she would bring all the nations and groups with … Continue reading →

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