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Stevieslaw: Proactively Spicey

Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to be more “upfront.” Sean Spicer announced today that he would be making apologies for his inappropriate statements before he makes them. “I’ve often waited too long to apologize for my verbal blunders,” he told our reporter, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans Congressional Republicans today announced plans to modify RyanCareLess to make it more palatable to American seniors. According to a study by the Congressional Budget Office, Americans between the ages of 50 … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to Replace ACA with NAFT

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to Replace ACA with NAFT The Republican leadership in both the House and the Senate have agreed that repealing Obamacare (ACA) is their highest legislative priority. They hope to have the law rendered null and void before … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets” “No need for my nominees to be present at their hearing.”

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets, :“No Need for My Nominees to be Present at Their Hearings.” Donald Trump argued today that his nominees for Cabinet positions should not be required to be present at their confirmation hearings. “No Need, No Need,” he … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kickstarter to feature DNA Tests for Racists

Smokey Diamond learned today that the ancestry group–findyourroots.com, has put up a kickstarter page to raise money to provide free DNA Tests for racists.  The tests which will determine percentage country or region of origin cost about $100.  People who … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service Code Names (Steve Bannon now Wormtongue)

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service code names(Steve Bannon now Wormtongue) It has long been known that the Secret Service uses code names for the President, Vice-President and his closest advisors so they may react to an emergency without letting an adversary … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Trump to vote for Hillary

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Donald Trump to vote for Hillary In an exclusive interview with Donald Trump this morning, our fearless reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned that Trump will vote for Hillary Clinton for President. Mr. Trump, who has confided in Smokey in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mississipbits

Stevieslaw: Mississipbits A spokesperson for Mississippi Governor, Phil Bryant, confirmed in a phone interview with Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter, that Mississippi will ban paper currency as a means of exchange by 2020. Porole South said that the move had nothing … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Slicing an Apple While the FBI is not discussing how they were able to hack into the I-phone of Syed Farook, the gunman who with his wife killed 14 people in San Bernardino in December and Apple is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading

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