Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven

Posted on February 11, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cruz offers stairway to heaven Now that it is more or less agreed among the most fervent Evangelicals that Ted Cruz has been anointed by God to be our next president, his campaign has begun to use his Messiah-like … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cruz campaign warns of the curse of Egypt

Posted on February 6, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cruz Campaign warns of the curse of Egypt Moses Rebern, chief liaison officer between the Cruz campaign and the Evangelicals and one of his more centrist advisors, warned today that failure to anoint Ted Cruz president of the United … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing

Posted on January 25, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Our Monday Political Briefing There was disturbing news out of the Senate this week, as our representatives were unable to override an Obama veto of their bill to stop an Environmental Protection Agency plot to protect the quality of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: You should probably vote for Ted Cruz

Posted on January 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: You should probably vote for Ted Cruz if old women always cross themselves rapidly as they mumble a prayer and then spit three times when they pass you in the street.

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Stevieslaw: What’s that smell?

Posted on December 29, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: What’s that smell? Heads are rolling in the Trump campaign, as the big guy has been busy pointing his famous firing finger at members of his staff and sending them packing. There is no doubt that the Trump group … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Outing Islamic Extremists

Posted on November 18, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Outing Islamic Extremists The strong, sensitive statements by Republican hopefuls, Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush, in which they argue that only Christian refugees from Syria should be admitted to the U.S., has led to some soul searching among the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government

Posted on September 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Top Ten Reasons to Shut Down the Government The Republicans in Congress have just a released a definitive statement on the reasons they must shut down the federal government. Ted Cruz, who is planning to read during the filibuster, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Shocked by Study

Posted on August 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

We have just learned that a blue ribbon panel, appointed by the RNC to advise their Presidential candidates on science, has concluded that all immigrants, even those here illegally, are of the same species as the rest of us—that is … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Truth about “House of Cards.”

Posted on March 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

Sex, murder and cover-up, influence peddling, money laundering, a Chinese connection, a meddling billionaire, rank partisan politics, an inept secret service and FBI—is it any wonder that a recent New York Times poll found that 73% of people who watch … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Netanyahu Addresses Congress in Hebrew

Posted on March 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Netanyahu Addresses Congress in Hebrew Benjamin Netanyahu, prime minister of Israel, addressed a joint session of Congress today. Netanyahu spoke almost entirely in Hebrew—which with Arabic is one of two official languages of Israel, with a spattering of Yiddish … Continue reading →

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