Category Archives: parody

Shredding the Corporate Safety Net

Posted on November 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Shredding the Corporate Safety Net Spokesperson Sham Onus, speaking for “Corporations are People. Inc.” said yesterday that: “The reduction in food stamp benefits is outrageous and must stop. “What kind of country has this become, he added emotionally, when … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Last Night I had the Strangest Dream

Posted on October 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream As I sat in the office grinning like the Cheshire cat, Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter came in. “What’s the grin about,” she asked. “I had the strangest dream last night,” I said. “You … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Good News

Posted on October 16, 2013 by stevieslaw

John Wiley and sons has just announced they will be sending a copy of “Government for Dummies” to each of the House Republicans. Joe Reader, spokesperson for Wiley, said the book has tons of pictures and only requires a reading … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Lost Weekend

Posted on October 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Fox News is reporting that the entire nation is being hit by a devastating wave of what is being termed “lost weekend” syndrome. The illness is characterized by a loss of logical thinking, which may result in people doing truly … Continue reading →

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My Voices Article for October

Posted on October 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

This New House: The LAGuide to Remodeling Your Home Many of you have met Myron—the fiery red-headed math whizz who made a fortune betting on the ponies. Around this time each year Myron goes to ground for a few weeks. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

Posted on September 27, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home. John Boehner announced today that House Republicans were going to take their basketball and go home unless the Democrats agreed to some simple rule changes. Boehner noted that the rules … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Teddy Loses His Job

Posted on September 26, 2013 by stevieslaw

Teddy Loses His Job My mother always tapped her forefinger on the side of her head when she talked about Cousin Ted. “There is something loose up there,” she’d say. “You can hear it rattle when he walks.” Teddy is … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair.

Posted on September 18, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just returned from an exclusive interview with Lonny Tunes, spokesperson for the tea party Republicans in the House. She reports that they have convinced John … Continue reading →

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My Voices of Central PA Piece for September

Posted on September 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

If Arnold Can…The Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Becoming a Best-selling Author. It was a long shot, but I couldn’t resist going to the Barnes and Noble Store at the Prudential Center in Boston last Wednesday night. Arnold Schlansky was to read … Continue reading →

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For Sylvia

Posted on August 12, 2013 by stevieslaw

I can laugh now, but for a time I was so scared of my shadow; that I would only venture forth at night, or noon or during an occasional eclipse of the sun. You might guess that I’d be ridiculed, … Continue reading →

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