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Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming.

Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming. Our local newspaper, the CDT, in a largely successful effort to avoid reporting actual news, picked up a story today from Patrick Whittle of the AP that describes the migration of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version

Stevieslaw: A Slightly Different Version A family member posted this recently. It’s been bothering me all week, as the version of the story I heard differs very slightly in some small details. I might as well give my take here. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Tragic Loss of Faith

Our local paper, the CDT, picked up a story today by AP writers, Joan Lowy and Tom Krisher, that the Republicans are packing the “must pass” transportation bill with “industry-sought provisions that would block, delay, or roll back safety rules.” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Long May it Wave?

Stevieslaw: Long may it wave? E. Waugh, spokesperson for German Chancellor Angela Merkel, announced today that the Nazi flag would once again fly over the Reichstag Building in Berlin. Evelyn said, “While we all know that the Nazi regime was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic

Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic “It’s hard not to be nostalgic about the cold war and the doctrine of mutual assured destruction (mad),” said Ti T. Fortat, a Wall Street analyst who specializes in evaluating armament manufacturers. “Defense drove the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed

Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed My Southern cousin Louie, is a freakishly big man—6’7” and at least 350 pounds. Louie has had a very successful career—earning his way, on other people’s labor, through breaking and entering, fencing, pandering and fraud. … Continue reading

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