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Stevieslaw: Best Buds Forever

Posted on December 18, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Best Buds Forever The mutual admiration society that is Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump took a huge step forward today as the pair announced that they would venture into outer space together, searching for extraplanetary life as “smart and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Claus Quits

Posted on October 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Claus Quits Santa Claus revealed today that he would no longer be delivering toys to boys and girls in the United States on Christmas Eve. “My wife and some of the elves that have been with me hundreds of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear

Posted on September 23, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear It took me a few minutes to figure out that the text message was from my excellent Cousin Myron—the frenetic, red headed math whizz and recent Presidential candidate. Myron had not used his usual account. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Welcome to Dodge

Posted on August 28, 2015 by stevieslaw

We often compare a place with a history of extreme violence with Dodge, a city at the edge of the cattle trail that we associate with drunken cowboys—who are flush with cash and looking for whisky, women, poker and a … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming.

Posted on August 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming. Our local newspaper, the CDT, in a largely successful effort to avoid reporting actual news, picked up a story today from Patrick Whittle of the AP that describes the migration of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Posted on August 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Posted on August 5, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Big News form Drip

Posted on July 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

When it comes to poverty in America, the Republican candidates for President are evenly divided between the theorists—led by the brainy Rick Perry, and the realists—best and loudly represented by Donald Trump. The realists approach to the poor is simply … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi

Posted on July 15, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi House Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, vowed today that Senate Republicans will find more vigorous reasons to disapprove the Iran Treaty than the simple, “that black guy in the White House made it happen,” although McConnell … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My December Voices Article-We Wuz Robbed

Posted on December 7, 2012 by stevieslaw

We Wuz Robbed*: The LAguide to the Fine Art of Sore Losing Imagine—it is 1950—you are in the Bronx, New York City, watching a Little League Baseball game. A fourteen year old Donald Trump tries to make it home from … Continue reading →

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