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Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back

Posted on September 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans Fight Back U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, announced last night that the United States would accept four more refugees from oppression. The four, all recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize, are over the age of 87. Republicans … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Posted on June 14, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015

Posted on April 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015 In contrast to the States instituting Freedom of Religion Acts, we are told by informed sources that Vermont is poised to pass a Paranoia Relief Act. The law will provide free counseling and psychotherapy … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mothers for Manners

Posted on March 30, 2015 by stevieslaw

With the campaign season about to begin in earnest, many Americans long for a counterbalance to the lying and mudslinging. And today, we at Stevieslaw are pleased to announce the new watchdog/action group Mothers for Manners. The group will assign … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing

Posted on March 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing When GOP spokesperson, Ima Stresed, spoke this morning with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, the first thing she brought up was the terrific amount of pressure the party is under. “We’ve tried, “she said in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Eggses! he hissed. Eggses it is!

Posted on February 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Eggses! he hissed. Eggses it is! My good friend, Wally, called this morning just after 7 and asked if I would meet him at WaffleWorld, a downtown breakfast place. I thought he might call. Wally hasn’t eaten an egg … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Balance the Bronx

Posted on January 12, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Smokey Diamond is now wearing two hats, as she is retaining her position as chief correspondent for Stevieslaw while picking up the position of Spokesperson for the Myron for President Juggernaut. “Cousin Myron,” she declared, “Is now searching high … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News to Add Weather Report

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Imno S. Citist, spokesperson for Fox News, told Smokey Diamond today that Fox will be adding a weather report starting on the first of the year. Imno said “we will dedicate five minutes from every news hour to the weather, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Lost Weekend

Posted on October 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Fox News is reporting that the entire nation is being hit by a devastating wave of what is being termed “lost weekend” syndrome. The illness is characterized by a loss of logical thinking, which may result in people doing truly … Continue reading →

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