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Stevieslaw: In Good Hands

Posted on January 11, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans yesterday pushed through a bill to protect consumers from breaches in security in the Affordable Health Act by “requiring the Secretary of Health and Human Services to notify any individual of a breach in security involving personal data … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Poll Links Obamacare to Measles Outbreak in Turkey

Posted on December 16, 2013 by stevieslaw

A new Associated Press/GfK poll of 1023 Americans has found that nearly 4 out of 5 blame The Affordable Health Care Act for the recent outbreak of measles in Izmir, the third largest city in Turkey. More than 93% of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Last Night I had the Strangest Dream

Posted on October 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream As I sat in the office grinning like the Cheshire cat, Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter came in. “What’s the grin about,” she asked. “I had the strangest dream last night,” I said. “You … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Privatizing Privatization

Posted on July 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has had her nose to the grindstone in sniffing out not only today’s news, but tomorrow’s. She reports that the thought keeping the two major Republican think tanks awake at night is the slow pace … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Global Warming Gets Personal

Posted on June 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Global Warming gets Personal Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, practically shredded the main section of our local newspaper, the CDT, this morning—even before she finished her first cup of coffee. “Hold on,” I said, “I haven’t even looked at … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Recession Proof Income

Posted on April 30, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has always been exceptionally good at “cat and mouse” games, so she seems a natural for the CIA. I fear, however, that this time she may have gone too far. She put an ad in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Representation

Posted on April 18, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Representation Smokey Diamond, our dynamic reporter, was still in shock over the Senate refusal to pass a bill with even a minor change to the rules governing gun ownership, when he came across the term “elected representative” in today’s … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks

Posted on April 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks While 93% of the members of the National Rifle Association are in favor of increased background checks, to make sure that the unstable and criminal do not acquire guns, the leaders of the group … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—The WWW Program

Posted on April 8, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates-The WWW Program Just this morning in a Stevieslaw exclusive, NRA spokesperson, Rey Loaded, was explaining to our very frightened investigative reporter, Smokey Diamond, the essence of their brand new “Wing a Wing-nut Wednesday” program. “As I’m sure … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!”

Posted on January 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!” Fox News’ Medical Experts are citing a recent report that shows American men have the lowest life expectancy and American women the second lowest among 17 developed nations as evidence of … Continue reading →

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