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Stevieslaw: Getting with the Program

Posted on January 1, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid and nearly award winning investigative reporter, was astonished to learn this morning that some Americans are trying to determine what the “fiscal cliff” negotiations might mean for them and their country. “No, no, no,” grumbled Smokey. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Approaching the Fiscal Cliff

Posted on December 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Approaching the Fiscal Cliff With Republicans and Democrats sniping at each other like recently disarmed Hatfields and McCoys, it is important for us, as citizens, to get a better idea of what we can expect when going over the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt Plan for Iran

Posted on October 24, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt plan for Iran Franklin Delano Romney may be an ultra-liberal when it comes to domestic policy, but he is relentless in his push to make America, once again, the mightiest country on the planet. Today, Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea I hadn’t seen Arnold Slanzky in years. The last I had heard he was working toward a doctorate in Public Health with a thesis that purported to show that the pets of the top 1% had much … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Your Roots Are Showing

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Roots are Showing Lt. Gov David Dewhurst lost a GOP runoff election to Tea Party candidate Ted Cruz yesterday because it was rumored that he had once uttered the word democrat in a student production in third grade. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty When Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, ran down The Mitt’s campaign spokesperson, Iwana More, at his family vacation compound in Nantucket, he found Iwana pumped up and crowing. “Mitt’s overseas tour was a great victory,” she said. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA

Posted on July 26, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has learned that liberal Democrats plan to introduce legislation that will change the nature of assault weapon ownership and use in America forever. Spokesperson, Ima Cooked, said “The bill we are … Continue reading →

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Tom Corbett to Resign

Posted on July 19, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett to Resign In another Stevieslaw exclusive, our intrepid reporter Smokey Diamond has learned that Tom Corbett will resign as Governor of Pennsylvania on July 31, 2012. According to Corbett spokesperson, D.L. Sayers, the Governor has, after a … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Contempt

Posted on July 12, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Contempt The Republican controlled House of Representatives, fulfilling their constitutional duty to kill time between election campaigns, voted for the 31st time to repeal all or part of the Health Care Bill. Surprisingly, the vote did not improve their … Continue reading →

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