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Stevieslaw: Tomorrrow’s Headlines Today-Our Irrepressible Job Creators

Posted on January 8, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Michael Wines, of the New York Times, reported today that research has linked earthquakes outside of Youngstown to fracking near a fault in Ohio.  Earthquakes, as a possible consequence of fracking and its related waste disposal, have also been … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Obama Ratio

Posted on January 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Max Boot, senior fellow at the Council of Foreign Affairs, argues today that once Americans are sent to fight a war overseas, they must stay until the enemy says “uncle.” Max makes no distinction between, say, World War II and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News to Add Weather Report

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Imno S. Citist, spokesperson for Fox News, told Smokey Diamond today that Fox will be adding a weather report starting on the first of the year. Imno said “we will dedicate five minutes from every news hour to the weather, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Story of the Year

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was hard at work by the time I strolled into the offices of Stevieslaw this morning. As usual, she had settled on the only patch of sunshine in our basement rooms as a place to compose her stories. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving

Posted on December 29, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The gift that will keep giving. Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, discussed the growing disparity between what wealthy and poor districts spend to educate children in Pennsylvania. He noted that this “funding gap” has more than doubled … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Virtue of Selfishness

Posted on December 24, 2014 by stevieslaw

I mentioned once before that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, has moved significantly to the right, what with headlines that might have been written by Rush Limbaugh and the occasional piece by say, the spokesperson for the “Banking … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: TH Today-Spontaneous Combustion

Posted on December 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

The New York City Police and Fire Departments have ruled out arson as the cause of the fire that leveled Fox News Headquarters on the Avenue of Americas today. No one was hurt in the incident. Fire Department spokesperson, Gladys … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Fragile Condition

Posted on December 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

My Fragile Condition In my glory days, I’d get rejections from all the best journals. Once or twice there was even a penned note from some assistant to the assistant editor, hinting at how close I had nearly come. These … Continue reading →

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