Tag Archives: family value

Stevieslaw’Splainittoyouoncemore: Detaxing the Rich and the Corporate.

Posted on April 13, 2011 by stevieslaw

With school boards, elected local officials, mayors and governors across the nation getting set to fire your neighbors, relatives and friends, the hardheaded among us are asking once more why the very rich are paying at the lowest tax rate … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the Tax Code.

Posted on April 10, 2011 by stevieslaw

I’m sure you all recognize my cousin Myron by now, aspiring author, GED diplomaer, trickster and idiot savant—with not so much savant. Myron, as you must recall is a whiz with numbers and anything related to numbers. He called me … Continue reading →

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StevieslawInsight: Politics, Language and the Government Shutdown

Posted on April 8, 2011 by stevieslaw

We are fast approaching a government shutdown, during which the only people whose lives will not be affected are those we elected to draw up, debate and pass a budget. Ogden Nash had a lovely poem entitled, “It’s Always When … Continue reading →

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StevieslawLighternote: Glenn Beck to Step Down. Myron to Get GED.

Posted on April 7, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw has learned from the Washington Post that super-patriot Glenn Beck—the only remaining survivor of the constitutional convention—will step down from Fox News. This is big news at Stevieslaw—even bigger perhaps then the news that my cousin Myron will be … Continue reading →

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StevieslawGoGetYours: Planning Your Stock Profile for the Republican Century

Posted on April 4, 2011 by stevieslaw

I sat down this morning to write a protest letter to Rep. Glenn Thompson about drilling for gas in the Delaware River Basin. Instead, I started to laugh. Is it possible to find a better way to waste your time … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged black humor, bottled water, cancer, cruise missiles, Delaware river basin, family value, Glenn Thompson, global warming, Libya, smokey diamond, stock market | 2 Comments

StevieslawWeCanOnlyDream: The Church of the Flaming Koran

Posted on April 3, 2011 by stevieslaw

Terry Jones and followers to head to Pakghanistan Smokey Diamond got the scoop from Terry Jones today about his plan to move his church and followers to a hillside just outside Kandahar. Diamond admitted, “I wore a NASA style EVA … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Filing the Short Form

Posted on April 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

I was going to spend today doing my income taxes, but I couldn’t control my typing. Every time I set out to enter StevieslawInc into my new tax software, my fingers would type something else —ge, ge, ge, ge, ge…sorry, … Continue reading →

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StevieslawGuesstheRest: Making Environmental Protection Less Confrontational in Pennsylvania

Posted on April 1, 2011 by stevieslaw

The story so far(from the CDT, 4/1/11): “Oil and gas inspectors policing Marcellus Shale developments in Pennsylvania will no longer be able to issue violations to the drilling companies they regulate without first getting the approval of top executives.” GuesstheRest: … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Oh, To Be In Salem When Republicans Are There.

Posted on March 31, 2011 by stevieslaw

Our local newspaper, the CDT, quotes wire sources for the report that Republican lawmakers are asking the IRS to investigate the AARP, to determine whether or not they should retain their tax exempt status. The lawmakers claim that AARP stands … Continue reading →

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StevieslawGuesstherest: Ron Tomalis Talks School Budget Cuts.

Posted on March 30, 2011 by stevieslaw

The Issue: A proposed 1 billion dollar school budget cut by, man of the people, Governor Tom Corbett of Pennsylvania. Education Secretary-nominee, Ron Tomalis defended the cuts by declaring, “I don’t think that dollars is the way that we drive … Continue reading →

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