Tag Archives: Fox news

Stevieslaw: The “Fear of the Month Club” Smart Phone App.

Posted on May 22, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, was on Sixth Avenue in Manhattan this morning checking out the new headquarters of Fear Central.  It’s right next door to Fox News.  Fear Central is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Republican National Committee … Continue reading →

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Stevieslawsuggests: Getting Out of Dodge.

Posted on May 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

Many of us woke to the long-awaited news that Osama Bin Laden had been killed by U.S. forces, in an early morning raid on his hide-out in Pakghanistan, just down the street from the Pakistani’s major military academy.  Those of … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Republican Primary to Air on Fox as the Reality-like Show, Lost Too.

Posted on April 20, 2011 by stevieslaw

Our own intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, has uncovered plans by the Republican National Committee to frame their 2012 primary race in terms of the popular TV show “Lost.” The Reality-like show will air on Fox News more or less 24 … Continue reading →

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StevieslawLighternote: Glenn Beck to Step Down. Myron to Get GED.

Posted on April 7, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw has learned from the Washington Post that super-patriot Glenn Beck—the only remaining survivor of the constitutional convention—will step down from Fox News.  This is big news at Stevieslaw—even bigger perhaps then the news that my cousin Myron will be … Continue reading →

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StevieslawTip: Surviving a Government Shutdown

Posted on April 6, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond attended a town discussion last night about the potential government shutdown and what we, as citizens, might do to protect ourselves.  The meeting began with a frank discussion of what the Federal Government and its elected members do.  … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Scooping the Fox News Poop.

Posted on March 28, 2011 by stevieslaw

Michelle Obama practices Chavezism Our intrepid Smokey Diamond reports that Fox News will air an exclusive today that strongly links Michelle Obama to the Venezuelan Socialist Dictator Hugo Chavez.  “I felt there was an inordinate amount of travel to Caracas by … Continue reading →

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AStevieslawRetraction: Fox News

Posted on March 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

Lighthearted Fox scores points. When we are wrong, we admit it—so here goes.  Smokey Diamond and the editorial staff at Stevieslaw fell for a Fox News exclusive, as reported to us by Sterling Fibber, about a format change at Fox … Continue reading →

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StevieslawEntertainmentNews: Fox News to Revamp Format

Posted on March 15, 2011 by stevieslaw

Fox News plans three new “fair and balanced” sitcoms. In an effort to “balance out” commercial network sitcoms that portray blacks, latinos, gays, women and other minorities as people, Fox News today announced it is revamping its format to be … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Unnecessary Urge Department

Posted on February 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

Russ Buettner of the New York Times reports that “Fox News Chief Urged Employees to Lie.”

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Posted on February 23, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading →

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