Tag Archives: obama

Stevieslaw: Reelect Them All

Posted on September 18, 2014 by stevieslaw

Remember when Mitch McConnell said in 2010, “It is not disrespectful to either the office or the man to say that this president is not equipped with vast experience—particularly in foreign affairs. We must then, to ensure that the nation … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

Posted on July 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Satisfying the Critics

Posted on November 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Satisfying a Host of Critics Richway T. Windblows, spokesperson for the Obama administration, announced today that the president was introducing a bold new measure to satisfy critics in not one, but two areas. “With a single stroke of his … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: No Accusation

Posted on October 30, 2012 by stevieslaw

Governor Romney, speaking at a campaign stop in Florida said today “I am not accusing President Obama of conspiring with climate scientists to construct this devastating hurricane, no matter what other smart and rational people are saying. Fair and Balanced … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | 3 Comments

Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve

Posted on October 29, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve At 7 AM today, Governor Romney lambasted President Obama for the “truly terrible job he has done in executing the emergency response in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.” “In a Romney administration,” he intoned, “You … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Posted on August 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Stevieslaw: Your Cheney Heart…*

Posted on April 16, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Cheney heart…* Barely a month and a half after receiving a heart transplant, Dick Cheney was on the stage at the Wyoming Republican Party state convention on Saturday for what some might term his “state of the union” … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Stevieslaw: Live for Greatness

Posted on December 3, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Live for Greatness Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, has done it once again. They have a single page for National news—in fact, they have only a single page for any news not concerning, in one way or … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , , | 4 Comments

StevieslawExclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA

Posted on September 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, learned today that Congress will pass The Dysfunctional Congress Disaster Relief Act. Smokey reports further that vote to pass the act will be unanimous. “Long overdue,” said Johnny Ray—a … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Republicans Ready to Compromise on Taxes

Posted on August 22, 2011 by stevieslaw

Charles Babbington, writing for the Associated Press, reported today that Republicans might be willing to let the temporary reduction in payroll tax—that most helps the working poor—expire as planned. Astounding—some might even call that a tax increase. Now, Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment