Monthly Archives: January 2015

Stevieslaw: Climate Change Report

Posted on January 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, reported today that both NASA and NOAA agreed that 2014 was the warmest year on record.  Here at Stevieslaw, we assume that if the CDT found a place for the article in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NRA Briefs

Posted on January 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NRA Briefs Michigan Governor, Rick Snyder, vetoed a bill yesterday that would have allowed people “who faced restraining orders as a result of domestic violence or stalking allegations to obtain guns, as long as their orders didn’t specifically restrict … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fracking News

Posted on January 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fracking News The Pennsylvania Environmental Protection Agency released a report today that showed “little potential for direct radiation exposure to the public and workers.”  Spokesperson, Petty Shor, said that “it will be a gosh-darn long time before folks begin … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: I’m no…

Posted on January 15, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: I’m no… Congressional Republicans announced today that they are expanding their highly successful, “I am no scientist,” campaign to include other disciplines and characteristics.  “The need to expand came almost accidently,” said spokesperson, Myer Furst.  “We were struggling with … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines–NRA flies into the future.

Posted on January 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Here at Stevieslaw, we hate to see articles in our local newspaper about gun control, as it always signals another victory for the gun lobby and the NRA.  Just today, there was a piece about new legislation in Pennsylvania … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Balance the Bronx

Posted on January 12, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Smokey Diamond is now wearing two hats, as she is retaining her position as chief correspondent for Stevieslaw while picking up the position of Spokesperson for the Myron for President Juggernaut. “Cousin Myron,” she declared, “Is now searching high … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrrow’s Headlines Today-Our Irrepressible Job Creators

Posted on January 8, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Michael Wines, of the New York Times, reported today that research has linked earthquakes outside of Youngstown to fracking near a fault in Ohio.  Earthquakes, as a possible consequence of fracking and its related waste disposal, have also been … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading →

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Smokey Diamond: Ace Reporter-home for Christmas?

Posted on January 4, 2015 by stevieslaw
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