Category Archives: Humor

Stevieslaw: Limbo Lower Now

Posted on December 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Limbo Lower Now Paul Kane, writing for the Washington Post, mistitles his piece “Critical Month awaits Congress”, which is appropriate only if the word critical actually means “of no importance.” In the article, Paul points out that this Congress … Continue reading →

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Satisfying the Critics

Posted on November 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Satisfying a Host of Critics Richway T. Windblows, spokesperson for the Obama administration, announced today that the president was introducing a bold new measure to satisfy critics in not one, but two areas. “With a single stroke of his … Continue reading →

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The LAGuide to Saving Time

Posted on November 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

Hurry: The LAGuide to Saving Time The average American now works 137.3 hours a week at 2.7 jobs. With the commute adding another 24.7 hours a week, free time has become, pound for pound*, as valuable as platinum. In fact … Continue reading →

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Shredding the Corporate Safety Net

Posted on November 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Shredding the Corporate Safety Net Spokesperson Sham Onus, speaking for “Corporations are People. Inc.” said yesterday that: “The reduction in food stamp benefits is outrageous and must stop. “What kind of country has this become, he added emotionally, when … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Last Night I had the Strangest Dream

Posted on October 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream As I sat in the office grinning like the Cheshire cat, Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter came in. “What’s the grin about,” she asked. “I had the strangest dream last night,” I said. “You … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Good News

Posted on October 16, 2013 by stevieslaw

John Wiley and sons has just announced they will be sending a copy of “Government for Dummies” to each of the House Republicans. Joe Reader, spokesperson for Wiley, said the book has tons of pictures and only requires a reading … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Lost Weekend

Posted on October 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Fox News is reporting that the entire nation is being hit by a devastating wave of what is being termed “lost weekend” syndrome. The illness is characterized by a loss of logical thinking, which may result in people doing truly … Continue reading →

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My Voices Article for October

Posted on October 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

This New House: The LAGuide to Remodeling Your Home Many of you have met Myron—the fiery red-headed math whizz who made a fortune betting on the ponies. Around this time each year Myron goes to ground for a few weeks. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home

Posted on September 27, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to Take Their Ball and Go Home. John Boehner announced today that House Republicans were going to take their basketball and go home unless the Democrats agreed to some simple rule changes. Boehner noted that the rules … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Teddy Loses His Job

Posted on September 26, 2013 by stevieslaw

Teddy Loses His Job My mother always tapped her forefinger on the side of her head when she talked about Cousin Ted. “There is something loose up there,” she’d say. “You can hear it rattle when he walks.” Teddy is … Continue reading →

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