Tag Archives: global warming

Stevieslaw: No names, please

Stevieslaw: No Names Please NPR has picked up a piece, first presented by the Miami Herald, that has the Governor of Florida fighting climate change by ordering State Employees to never mention it by name. This is critically important to … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tums for the big Blue-green

Stevieslaw: Tums for the Big Blue-Green Chris Adams, of McClatchy Washington Bureau, wrote a very detailed article about the acidification of the oceans that appeared in our local newspaper, no doubt through an editorial error. Acidification of the oceans is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dengue Mosquito Bites Senator Wicker’s Ass

It’s sort of fun to watch our local newspaper, The CDT, as it tries to become the print version of Fox News. Can they come to stupid fast enough? Today, they ran their once a week column against climate change … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Climate Change Report

  Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, reported today that both NASA and NOAA agreed that 2014 was the warmest year on record.  Here at Stevieslaw, we assume that if the CDT found a place for the article in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: To Obama (vt)

We’ve all heard stories of people, leading better lives because of the Affordable Care Act, being vehemently opposed to Obamacare. In an editorial in today’s Centre Daily Times, our local “news”paper, Tom Pyle, president of the American Energy Alliance, took … Continue reading

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Coping with Local Warming

Endless Summer: The LAGuide to Coping with Local Warming. By now, many of you have met my cousin Myron, the red-headed math whizz with the explosive temper. Myron made an amazing amount of money with a progressive betting scheme at … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rover Spirit Unlocks Martian Mystery

NASA reported today that their Martian Rover Spirit had uncovered a treasure trove of documents from an ancient civilization. It has taken NASA and the best minds at the NSA more than two years to translate some of these documents—with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Global Warming Gets Personal

Stevieslaw: Global Warming gets Personal Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, practically shredded the main section of our local newspaper, the CDT, this morning—even before she finished her first cup of coffee. “Hold on,” I said, “I haven’t even looked at … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Congress Plans Environmentally Sensitive Bill

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, heard today from Republican Congressional Caucus Spokesperson, Stromand Drung. He told Smokey, and you heard it here on Stevieslaw first, that their delegation—always known for their sensitivity to the environment, was taking the lead in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: Saving Planet RY-N.

News from Johannesburg has most climate scientists and environmentalists decrying the results of the recent global climate conference. As Alden Meyers of the Union of Concerned Scientists noted, “… we did very little to affect the emissions curve which is … Continue reading

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