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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Do Double Duty

Our tireless Republican legislators have taken on another major issue—effectively doubling their work load. No, it’s not the impending loss of our government’s ability to pay its bills that concerns these hard working ideologues. No, it’s not our failing infrastructure. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Fact or fiction?

Stevieslaw: Fact or Fiction? Yale forestry researcher, Thomas Crowther, reports that there are roughly 3 trillion trees now on earth. Wow! And in 300 years, if we project from the current loss of trees there will be none. He mostly … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead

Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead? Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter at Stevieslaw, has just learned that a new Reality TV show with the catchy title of “Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead,” has entered production. The show was able … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My God

Stevieslaw: My God Radical fundamentalists of all stripes have certainly been in the forefront of the news this year, what with, ISIS beheading non-believers and destroying ancient ruins that offend them, the Taliban once again on the offensive in Pakghanistan, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Welcome to Dodge

We often compare a place with a history of extreme violence with Dodge, a city at the edge of the cattle trail that we associate with drunken cowboys—who are flush with cash and looking for whisky, women, poker and a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Obama Did It

American conservatives are seizing on the timing of the end to the Obama’s vacation on Martha’s Vineyard on Sunday and the crash of the stock market on Monday. “Clearly, said spokepeson David Tuoplusto, the markets anticipate that with Obama back … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Shocked by Study

We have just learned that a blue ribbon panel, appointed by the RNC to advise their Presidential candidates on science, has concluded that all immigrants, even those here illegally, are of the same species as the rest of us—that is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming.

Stevieslaw: The Rednecks are coming. The Rednecks are coming. Our local newspaper, the CDT, in a largely successful effort to avoid reporting actual news, picked up a story today from Patrick Whittle of the AP that describes the migration of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA proposes bold new plan.

The recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre, when coupled with the trial of the Colorado movie theatre shooter, has many thoughtful people shaking their heads and murmuring, “what can we do, what can we do?” Fortunately, that is not … Continue reading

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