Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Fracking News

Posted on January 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fracking News The Pennsylvania Environmental Protection Agency released a report today that showed “little potential for direct radiation exposure to the public and workers.”  Spokesperson, Petty Shor, said that “it will be a gosh-darn long time before folks begin … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: I’m no…

Posted on January 15, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: I’m no… Congressional Republicans announced today that they are expanding their highly successful, “I am no scientist,” campaign to include other disciplines and characteristics.  “The need to expand came almost accidently,” said spokesperson, Myer Furst.  “We were struggling with … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines–NRA flies into the future.

Posted on January 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Here at Stevieslaw, we hate to see articles in our local newspaper about gun control, as it always signals another victory for the gun lobby and the NRA.  Just today, there was a piece about new legislation in Pennsylvania … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Balance the Bronx

Posted on January 12, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Smokey Diamond is now wearing two hats, as she is retaining her position as chief correspondent for Stevieslaw while picking up the position of Spokesperson for the Myron for President Juggernaut. “Cousin Myron,” she declared, “Is now searching high … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrrow’s Headlines Today-Our Irrepressible Job Creators

Posted on January 8, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Michael Wines, of the New York Times, reported today that research has linked earthquakes outside of Youngstown to fracking near a fault in Ohio.  Earthquakes, as a possible consequence of fracking and its related waste disposal, have also been … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Obama Ratio

Posted on January 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Max Boot, senior fellow at the Council of Foreign Affairs, argues today that once Americans are sent to fight a war overseas, they must stay until the enemy says “uncle.” Max makes no distinction between, say, World War II and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News to Add Weather Report

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Imno S. Citist, spokesperson for Fox News, told Smokey Diamond today that Fox will be adding a weather report starting on the first of the year. Imno said “we will dedicate five minutes from every news hour to the weather, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Story of the Year

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was hard at work by the time I strolled into the offices of Stevieslaw this morning. As usual, she had settled on the only patch of sunshine in our basement rooms as a place to compose her stories. … Continue reading →

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