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Stevieslaw: Chris Christie to Resign

Stevieslaw: Chris Christie to Resign Did you wonder why the hulking, formidable form of Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was standing behind the right shoulder of the presumptive nominee, Donald Trump through The Donald’s 3 hour victory ramble last … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama

Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama Jubilant Senate Republicans told our own Smokey Diamond today that they were able to suspend President Obama’s phone and internet service. Said, Mitch McConnell spokesperson, Ida Myway, “the senators are tired of hearing from him—Supreme Court, Guantanamo, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House

Stevieslaw: Ted Cruz to raze “White” House With super-Tuesday just over a week away, the Republican front runners are desperately trying to energize their base supporters. For the Cruz campaign, that means getting his natural constituency of white supremacists, over-the-top … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit

Stevieslaw: Billionaire Spirit It seems as if all of us have at one time or another decorated the family sedan or van with a bumper sticker signifying pride or support. For example, one sees many cars with “my daughter is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The New Candidate

Stevieslaw: The New Candidate. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, got the news with her coffee and sardines this morning. The Association of Republican Super PACs had decided that their members must drastically change their direction. They wanted to talk. Smokey … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Fey Weighs In

Stevieslaw: Fey Weighs In. Actress and comedian, Tina Fey, told our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, in a phone interview this morning that she was “profoundly grateful” that Sarah Palin had endorsed Donald Trump for President. Fey said, “I was particular … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Why Boehner Had to Go

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner had to go Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has uncovered the real reason John Boehner was forced to leave the speakership and congress. Said a spokesperson for Matt Salmon, a founding member of the Freedom Caucus, “we … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead

Stevieslaw: The NRA Hour: Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead? Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter at Stevieslaw, has just learned that a new Reality TV show with the catchy title of “Bang, Bang, Who’s Dead,” has entered production. The show was able … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: So Help Me…

Stevieslaw: So Help Me… Our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned today that a conference call among all the Republican candidates for President has led to an historic agreement. Donna R. Member, RNC spokesperson, explained. “The candidates—including our front runner Donald … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi

Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi House Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, vowed today that Senate Republicans will find more vigorous reasons to disapprove the Iran Treaty than the simple, “that black guy in the White House made it happen,” although McConnell … Continue reading

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