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Stevieslaw: Scott Walker Defines the American Dream

Posted on February 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker, issued the most definitive statement ever about just what constitutes the American Dream. Walker’s new budget, which bolsters his credentials for a presidential run, will hold spending for public schools at their current level while raising … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Repurpose Holiday Gelt

Posted on February 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although you’d never know it from the feature article in the Sunday New York Times, the big campaign news is once again out of South Central Brooklyn. While the Times was busy speculating about how the Republican candidates for President … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fracking News

Posted on January 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fracking News The Pennsylvania Environmental Protection Agency released a report today that showed “little potential for direct radiation exposure to the public and workers.”  Spokesperson, Petty Shor, said that “it will be a gosh-darn long time before folks begin … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines–NRA flies into the future.

Posted on January 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Here at Stevieslaw, we hate to see articles in our local newspaper about gun control, as it always signals another victory for the gun lobby and the NRA.  Just today, there was a piece about new legislation in Pennsylvania … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron to Balance the Bronx

Posted on January 12, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Smokey Diamond is now wearing two hats, as she is retaining her position as chief correspondent for Stevieslaw while picking up the position of Spokesperson for the Myron for President Juggernaut. “Cousin Myron,” she declared, “Is now searching high … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrrow’s Headlines Today-Our Irrepressible Job Creators

Posted on January 8, 2015 by stevieslaw

  Michael Wines, of the New York Times, reported today that research has linked earthquakes outside of Youngstown to fracking near a fault in Ohio.  Earthquakes, as a possible consequence of fracking and its related waste disposal, have also been … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Is He Running?

Posted on January 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron after an interview with Kim Jong-un In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Cousin Myron has resigned from all of his board positions. These include the Presidencies of the Pitkin Avenue Merchants Association, The Brownsville Boys Club, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News to Add Weather Report

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Imno S. Citist, spokesperson for Fox News, told Smokey Diamond today that Fox will be adding a weather report starting on the first of the year. Imno said “we will dedicate five minutes from every news hour to the weather, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Story of the Year

Posted on December 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was hard at work by the time I strolled into the offices of Stevieslaw this morning. As usual, she had settled on the only patch of sunshine in our basement rooms as a place to compose her stories. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Support Change in Minimum Wage

Posted on April 1, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Repubicans Support Change in Minimum Wage In a startling development, Mime Mine, spokesperson for Congressman Paul Ryan announced today that he will fight for legislation that supports a change in the Federal mandated minimum wage. This is a … Continue reading →

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