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Stevieslaw: Congress Plans Environmentally Sensitive Bill

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, heard today from Republican Congressional Caucus Spokesperson, Stromand Drung. He told Smokey, and you heard it here on Stevieslaw first, that their delegation—always known for their sensitivity to the environment, was taking the lead in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: Saving Planet RY-N.

News from Johannesburg has most climate scientists and environmentalists decrying the results of the recent global climate conference. As Alden Meyers of the Union of Concerned Scientists noted, “… we did very little to affect the emissions curve which is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Political Cynicism: A Gut Check

Our local newspaper, the CDT, was on top of things once again in reporting that the Tom (straight-shooter) Corbett campaign was accepting contributions from the Second Mile Foundation members while he was investigating them as part of the Sandusky mess. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ye of Little Faith

Smokey Diamond and I learned from the CDT this morning that fracking was responsible for some drinking water pollution in Wyoming. There is nothing to worry about in Pennsylvania, however, as the names of the two States have such very … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: What’s Wrong with America

Smokey Diamond and I enjoy the local newspaper, the CDT, in spite of the fact that it has very little content—we’ve usually seen the few news items they do run in the New York Times the day before. But there … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Inhale, Exhale

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, had an asthma attack this morning while reading the local newspaper, the CDT. To tell the truth, Smokey and I hadn’t thought much about Marcellus Shale lately, what with the Sandusky thing and the Republican … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Contest, Contest, Contest

As I’m sure you have all heard by now, first class mail is expected to take even longer to deliver than its current eight or nine days, when the post office initiates its new austerity measures by closing down. Here, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Open Me First

OPEN ME FIRST: The LAGuide to maximizing your holiday gift pleasure. The packaging epidemic is in full swing in America. Every thirty seconds someone stays hungry because they cannot open their package of cereal, crackers or chips. In response, our … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Helps the Rich

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, began counting down from 25 as soon as we had both seen the “Modest Bonus Year on Wall St.” headline in today’s New York Times. Cousin Alvin called to complain at 23. Alvin is incredibly … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Live for Greatness

Stevieslaw: Live for Greatness Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, has done it once again. They have a single page for National news—in fact, they have only a single page for any news not concerning, in one way or … Continue reading

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