Category Archives: parody

StevieslawBrief: Corbett Declares Pennsylvanians Are Smart Enough

Republicans declare an end to public education is on the horizon. Tommy Corbett, republican governor of Pennsylvania and man of the people, announced in his new budget yesterday a one billion dollar cut in public education spending and a huge … Continue reading

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Stevieslawslant: The Ferocious Race to the Bottom

Killing the Middle Class is Serious Work in Florida Step back Wisconsin.  Governor Rick Scott, man of the people, and the Florida legislature have thrown down the gauntlet in the tightening race to see which state can be most effective … Continue reading

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A Stevieslawslant: Former Nazi Youth Member Decries Guilt by Association

Pope Benedict says Jews Not Guilty. No Harm Done. Gingrich to Convert. News services around the world have reported that Pope Benedict XVI has personally exonerated Jews for the 2000 year old murder of Jesus Christ, a popular prophet.   … Continue reading

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StevieslawNeoBard Department: To Fract or Not to Fract.

StevieslawNeoBard Department: To Fract or not to Fract. Hydrofracting uses huge amounts of water laced with sand and chemicals under high pressure to break up rock formations and release natural gas.  It leaves the wastewater both polluted with some chemicals … Continue reading

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: U.S. to Opt Out.

16. Tragic Misspelling in Pakghanistan is Costly Chivers, Rubin and Morgan, reporting for the NY Times on Friday in an article almost as confusing as the war itself, broke the news that the U.S. military was pulling its forces from … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Unnecessary Urge Department

Russ Buettner of the New York Times reports that “Fox News Chief Urged Employees to Lie.”

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A StevieslawSmorgasbord: On Wanting More.

AStevieslawSmorgasbord:  On Wanting More. A friend of mine said yesterday that she had never seen a sadder paper.  She was talking about our local newspaper, the CDT, and for a minute I thought she might be making a general—and a … Continue reading

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: National Rifle Association to Push Childhood Education

NRA Plan to Save Millions in Unnecessary Background Checks. Jim Vetuno of the Associated Press reports from Texas today that the State Legislature is working to pass a bill to allow guns on College campuses.  The need is clear for … Continue reading

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StevieslawBrief: Save the Date-KATITAD on March 18th

In a move strongly endorsed by the local and national tea party, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has designated March 18th as “Kick a Teacher in the Ass Day.”   The Governor’s spokesperson, Ayn Randy, said, “This action is long overdue, and … Continue reading

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